You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
I’m quitting this website
realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
very fucking punny you shits
with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.
Today’s Nintendo Direct was an adventure
most accurate weather in the world.
here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls
i have truly posted some things online
to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls
We like to let out our animal side every once in a while.
Please Reblog and don’t repost on other sites!
what if we’re all characters in a book
WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING
guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough
and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is re-writing the same part of the story, just with better context
Nintendo do you really know what KH is about because I’m pretty sure I wasn’t playing so I can dress Sora in pretty princess dresses
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth